It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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