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It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
We had to coat check the pizza.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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