But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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