then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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