hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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