i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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