i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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