This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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