Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
