so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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