He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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