I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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