So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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