Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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