there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
My pussy is not your playground.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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