How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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