We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Randomize
