why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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