How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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