zippers are such a cool invention
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
