I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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