i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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