Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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