I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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