Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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