It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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