I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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