wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You're like the curious george of whores
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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