I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
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I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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