Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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