is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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