hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the day after is always just damage control
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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