There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I have fence marks all over my body
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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