So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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