That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what day is it and did you see me today?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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