just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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