Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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