Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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