I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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