gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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