Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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