I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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