i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
The cops high fived after they tackled you
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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