okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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