I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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