His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just found a bag of teeth...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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