pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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