youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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