I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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