I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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