i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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