after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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