sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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