so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
