Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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