we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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